Got a rando Secret Santa? My book is the perfect gift! And you can even get copies for cherished friends and family. It’s honesty the perfect gift for anyone on your list who can read at an 8th grade level.
Friends, I want to urge you to watch Trophy Wife on ABC tonight at 9:30/8:30c not only because it is a fun, funny show but also because that’s where I work now. And I’d like to keep working there for 20 seasons. But don’t take my word for it, listen to the AV Club.
I miss my three bitches.
Follow Up - Bitcoin is now bigger than Butts. This is big and I cannot lie. It’s no secret that Butts have been overvalued for a while now. I still believe butts have long term value but it’s clear that Bitcoin is the dominant store of wealth online now. You’re going to see a lot of panic selling of Butts over the next few hours and then we should see a correction/stabilization.
S! H! I! T! Jets! Jets! Jets! With @vanessabone01 (at MetLife Stadium)
We’re approaching the singularity. Invest everything now.
A long overdue revenge Iceing for @sarahdschneider and her family. Happy Thanksgiving!
I should get a gun…