May 2006
17 posts
Blast From The Past
Streeter says Hi from his Sophomore year of high school.
This post brought to you by: The person who read this post and did not believe that I once had very long hair. Shame on you. On a side note, didn’t I have beautiful hair?
Happy Long Weekend
I’m off to the parents’ for the weekend but I thought I’d leave you with a lovely little fact about a very popular celebrity.
Mischa Barton is certainly a beautiful, charismatic woman. Sadly, we won’t be seeing her on The OC anymore but I’m sure she’ll be making movies. After all, film is where she got her start. “But Streeter,” you say,...
525,600 Minutes
That’s how long I’ve been working at CollegeHumor. One year and two days ago I graduated college. One year ago today I started coming to 349 Broadway everyday to look at boobie pictures and crush young writers’ dreams. I made a pledge to myself one year ago that I would walk to and from work everyday, rain or shine. I’m happy to say that I’ve kept my promise and...
My Lost Theory
So, having just finished watching the season finale of Lost I have formulated the following theory. Feel free to speculate/call me a loser.
-The island’s magnetic power had been harnessed by the Hanso people to block any and all electromagnetic waves from leaving the island. Think of it as a giant bubble or force field surrounding the island and air above it. Since all forms of...
Last Faturday
Continuing with my tradition of being a fat slob, I attended the 9th Avenue food festival this past weekend with the woman. My plan was to eat an outrageous amount of food in a very short amount of time, and guess what? I did it! Won’t you come with me on a caloric journey through this past Saturday?
We began with an ear of corn. More importantly though was that this corn was drenched...
And Now...
Songs You Can Sing Every Word To But Don’t Know Its Actual Name!
I bet you thought that song was called “What’s Going On,” but it’s not. You’ll have to highlight the following text for the real answer: ‘What’s Up’ by 4 Non Blondes
Dear Mr. Josh Schwartz, Creator of The OC
What The Fuck!?
In honor of Marissa’s passing I direct you to an oldie but goodie: The Many Moods Of Mischa Barton, from the old version of StreeterSeidell.com. Marissa, you will be missed.
Hot Girls and Pizza
We filmed a segment the other night for an upcoming episode of CHTV called Hot Girls and Pizza. After we were done the girls stuck around to take a few pictures. This is one of them and, in my opinion, is hilarious. (Clockwise from left: Jeff Rubin, Me, Kesha, Josh, Jessica, Amir, Jonathan, Giancarlo)
Also, I thought this one was great.
And of course, I must apologize to my girlfriend for...
Nerdy Nerds
Now I’m not normally one to post mega-nerdy things mostly because I’m not smart enough to understand them. But today I bring you this thing-a-mabob called Clam. From what I understand this program will animate music and allow you to find all the tones your little heart desires…well, at least that’s what i think it does. Anyone help? CLAM
The Song Tapper
Have you ever had a song stuck in your head but can’t remember the name? It’s maybe the most frustrating feeling in the world. Well, those days are over thanks to The Song Tapper. All you have to do is tap the song out on your space bar and the magic computer will tell you what song you’re tapping. Don’t believe me? Try it yourself.
Jeff Rubin answers the age old question: Do Amir...
Jeff Rubin, expert assistant editor of CollegeHumor, remixed a bunch of Amir and I footage into a Brokeback trailer. Since I’m a total narcissist and enjoy looking at myself even when I’m being made out to be a homosexual, I’m putting it up here for all 10 of you to watch. Brokeback Ventures on Vimeo
To clear a few things up that may have you confused: It’s called...
Amir, Cocaine and Me
Amir and I made this little video on Friday. It’s on my Vimeo badge but I really like it so I figured I put it on here as well. Enjoy. Amir and I Are BFF on Vimeo
How Dare Ye
Last night at work David Cho and I got into a little discussion about who was the cuter child. Of course I was. Here is your proof. I present: me at about 2 years old in my playhouse.
Let’s see David Cho top that!
Me In Cartoon
For my latest update on CollegeHumor our lovely intern Janine drew me up with a bunch of different hairstyles. Of these hairstyles I have actually sported the following variations: The All American, The Bowl, The Sitting Bull and The Shag (currently). I think she did a nice job, don’t you?
Eternal Questions
The other day my girlfriend wasn’t feeling well so I decided the best way to make her head stop hurting was to ask a series of ridiculous questions. Why don’t you take a crack at answering them? The only answers she came up with were “shut the fuck up” and “*sound of vomiting*” so hopefully you’ll guess better than she did!
* Do you think there are more...
Racially Speaking
With all of the hoopla surrounding immigration in this country right now I think it’s important to remember one thing when screaming racial slurs at your neighbors: where those slurs come from. I’ve picked out a few of the more interesting/offensive ones below.
American (all) Yankee: From the Dutch term for the English “Jan Kees” (“John Cheese”), it has now...
CHTV take 2
The second epsiode of CHTV is online at CollegeHumor. We brought in Allie Carte, winner of our America’s Hottest College Girl competition to co-host and make jokes at our expense. I really, really enjoyed this episode and I hope you do too. WATCH IT HERE!