January 2007
13 posts
Another Dream Crushed
As you almost certainly do not know one of my goals for this year is to get on a game show. One of my favorites is the Discovery Channel’s “Cash Cab,” where “unsuspecting” New Yorkers are picked up by a cab, asked questions until they reach their destinations and, if they play well, are handed a stack of bills at the end. Also, I have never gotten a question wrong...
Kiss Me, I Root For Ideas
About a year ago someone submitted an idea for a bustedtee which I really thought was fantastic. However, one thing lead to another and the shirt kept getting put on hold. After a year of bickering and whining the shirt has finally hit the e-shelves. I’m proud to introduce you to my adopted baby: Irish I Were Drunk (worn as always by the lovely Erica)
Jeopardy Has Made Me Feel Stupid
I’ve been watching a lot of Jeopardy lately mainly because my roommate tivos it every night. In the past couple weeks I’ve also started to notice that I was getting a lot of the questions right. I’d say I’ve been nailing about 60-75% nightly. Naturally, I’ve been feeling pretty smart. So when on tonight’s episode I saw that Jeopardy was doing an internet...
The Perks Of Working At CH
Every now and then famous sex therapists stop by…
Against The LOL
Some things are just against the LOL and that’s that.
Too Hip
If you’re ever hosting an underground, super-hip comedy show in the East Village, have I got an opener for you!
“By a show of feet, how many of you like alternative comedy?”
Man, Sometimes I Really Love Craigslist
Just when I thought that I had nothing to do this weekend, THIS comes along!
In case the link is dead, here is what it said.
STRAIGHT GUY WANTED for TRANSSEXUAL DATE
Reply to: job-264777927@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-01-18, 6:14PM EST
National TV Show looking for STRAIGHT MAN to go on a FIRST EVER Date with a Beautiful Pre-op Transsexual.
Yes, she really is beautiful.
We pay for your night...
e-surance
Maybe it’s just me, but I find e-surance ads to be some of the wost commercials currently on television. It’s as if someone at e-surance’s ad agency sat a room full of 30-somethings together and said, “OK guys, make it hip for the kids!”
The last one I saw involved the e-surance heroine (her name is Erin) fighting some sort of evil-cowboy robot in an old western...
It's Time I Came Clean
I’ve gone into business for myself…
Switching It Up
I got a MacBook for Christmas and I can already feel myself starting to get more pretentious. Not because I have a MacBook, but because I didn’t pay for it (and because I have a MacBook)
Oh, it’s a Pro, too.
Deal with it, losers.
Hot Off The Press
Today’s edition of “Things To Say Right When You Start Having Sex With Someone”
“This Just In: My Penis!”
When You're As Famous As Me
Even Famous Dads Want To Be Your Friend
Horribly Offensive Cartoon
Too soon?
Or not soon enough!
It really depends who you ask…