December 2007
20 posts
Damn you, Ferrell!
I’ve been a reader of Wired for a few years and they do a great job with the magazine. So, you can imagine how thrilled I was to hear that a little video I wrote and acted in wound up in their top twelve Internet videos of the year! As Sam puts it, sans capitalization, “we’re right behind will ferrel’s “the landlord.” i can deal with that slot.” As can...
For Shame, Samuel Adams
Dear Samuel Adams beer company,
What is this shit? I bought a Sam Adams ‘Winter Warmer’ 12 pack thinking you’d take me on a frosty journey through six great beers. Instead my magical sleigh ride was brought to an abrupt halt by the supreme shittiness of your Cranberry Lambic. I’ve had plenty of shitty beer in my day and I haven’t bitched and moaned about any of...
Life Goes On
I’ve been relaxing in CT since the 21st and haven’t really been keeping up with the goings on in New York. I knew that I had submitted another Metro article a few days back but if it wasn’t for loyal Metro reader David Press - who emailed me a question about it - I would have completely missed its run. Thanks, David!
Now, if you’ve ever spent a New Year’s Eve in a...
Mad Love, Son
The fine folks over at NiggaKnow.com have given some love to my side project, WhiteWhine.com. See what they had to say about it.
Holiday Sweaters
Amir and I have a little cameo in this epic video made by Justin Johnson. Enjoy.
The Holiday Sweater Song from justin on Vimeo.
Secret Santa
Upcoming BustedTee
Dave Trawin has done an amazing job with the art for an upcoming BustedTee of mine. It’s called Mt. Rushmore That Guy and that guy is indeed Benjamin Franklin. Having read a bunch about old Ben I’d like to think he’d get a kick out of this.
Ask and you shall receive
Yesterday, this picture went up on CollegeHumor. Jeff speculated in the caption that there must be a Seidell St. out there somewhere. I looked on Google maps and there is not. There are, however, five Seidel Streets and I said I would give someone a BustedTee for a picture of one. Lo and behold, someone went out at 3AM and snapped a pic. Seidel Street! It took some effort and an enormous...
A Senseless Crime
My Shirts Make Great Gifts
Sure, BustedTees has a lot of shirts that I didn’t think of, but don’t give anyone you love one of those pieces of shit. Instead, give them one from the brain of yours truly and they’ll love you forever and ever. (Order before the 21st and get guaranteed shipping, too)
Not My Idea Alert
Not My Idea Alert
Metro? Check!
For years now I’ve been reading the Metro, the free newspaper handed out in the subway, and saying, “I should submit something to them.” Well, after a few years of thinking about it I finally started to contribute to their ‘My View’ section. Here is my first (and hopefully not last) article.
An Escalating Problem
Now all I have left to do is make a million...
The Youtube Killer Cometh
I finally got my invite to Hulu, the networks’ answer to Youtube. Ricky had already pointed out that it’s good but I was skeptical still. Could big media companies really build something entertaining, usable and fun online? Yup, they can. Hulu is clean, well-designed and looks to have a bright future as a place the Networks can dump all their content and make a boatload off it to...
New Shirt!
I made a new shirt and better yet, it’s designed to help you hit people. You see, when you make that shape with your hand and someone looks at it below your waist, you get to hit them. It’s that simple! Now with this shirt, you’ll be able to keep both hands free for twice as much punching power!
Monkey Business
Her was fascinated by my tie and wouldn’t look at the camera, but that’s ok because I also got video!
Monkey Business from streeter seidell on Vimeo.
The Phantom of the Office Returns!
A Little Mental Floss Lovin
I love Mental-Floss. It’s a great magazine and a really fun website. That’s why I was so excited to contribute an article about food origins a while back to the print magazine. Lo and behold, my little article showed up on their blog today. Check it out and learn where corn dogs came from!
My CH Mail
If anyone has been trying to send something to my CH mail for the past few days I probably haven’t received it. Just use my Gmail instead.
And thus concludes the world’s most boring blog post.
If I Wrote Headlines For The Onion, Part III
I’ve been thinking of a lot of these lately. Anyways. here goes….
“Area Man Breaks Guinness World Record for Most Time Spent Thinking About Which Record to Break”
Thanks, God
The best birthday present of all: Snow!
My Work
Writing (Articles)
CollegeHumor Articles (All)
Employee Manuals…Probably
If Someone Actually Invented the Hoverboard
Picking Up A Signal
If The Bible Had Comments
Internal Debate
An Illustrious Career Comes to an End
The Astrix and the I
Bowser’s Suggestion Box
Truth in Website Logos
The Ten Commandments of College
Jealousy Through The Years
Editorial Corrections on...