April 2007
10 posts
This Is Getting Out Of Hand
Normally, I would be thrilled to be mentioned on Comedy Central’s blog. However, when my name is mentioned because I ate it on stage, it kind of takes the thrill away. Oh well, at least I’m on their radar!
I'm Terrified Of Women
I went to the New York Auto Show as part of a promotion CH is doing with Speed Stick. In the tent where Pete Holmes and I were assigned to hang out there was a ‘Take a photo with a Maxim hottie’ booth. But what fun is a picture with a hot girl if you don’t look terrified? Exactly. Here are two from that and one from the Geico area for good measure.
If You Thought I Could Never Be An American...
YOU THOUGHT WRONG! From Sarah’s ‘Tough Guy Modeling Agency’ set on Flickr
Attention Complainers!
I’m writing an article for a magazine about travel horror stories. If you want to help me out, I would love to read your story and maybe include it in the piece. If you have a funny/awful story about a bad flight, hotel or road trip, email me at streeter.seidell@gmail.com with the subject “Travel story.”
For good measure, I’ll share on of mine.
My sophomore year of...
New Prank War
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The Relaxation Room
All awful things must come to end and the mud bath ordeal was no difference. After being scorched by hot steam, infused with veggie water and dipped in filth, it was finally time for this tired, ashamed soul to have a bit of peace and quiet. “OK,” the attendant said after leading me to a small white room, “Take off your robe.”
Again? I thought as I let the robe slip to...
The Steam Room
The attendant helped me out of the bath and handed me a small towel with which to dry myself. Looking back, the towel was unnecessary, as I would be bathed in sweat within the minute. But at the time it seemed like, if nothing else, a momentary way to hide my hideous body from the other two people in the room. Lance, for his part, did me the favor of ignoring my lumbering form and continued to...
Hey, That Guy's Head Looks Familiar
A young man named Mike Lemovitz decided to make a picture depicting my glorious mud bath. It’s pretty good, although there is no Mexican guy staring at me. UPDATE
The Mineral Bath
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I sat for a minute longer in the mud while pondering exactly how I was to remove myself from the mud bath without giving the attendant a full view of my perenium and anus. He had seen my penis, this much had already transpired, but voluntarily exposing your anus to someone is a pleasure reserved only for the closest friends and lovers.
“Just sit up and put...
ATTN: The Cutest Website In The World
Meet DailyPuppy.com. Damn, that’s cute.