July 2007
21 posts
Wear Me
I am thrilled to announce that you can now wear my beautiful face on a T-shirt of my own creation. Today I join the proud ranks of Amanda Ferri (GWB has Aides), Bossman Josh Abramson (Collar up - discontinued) and The Jeff Rubin. I mentioned it before when the art was done but now it’s on the e-shelves. This may be your one and only chance to see what I look like in a firefighter’s...
Make Money The Easy Way
Intern Will and I figured out a great way to make some extra cash…
Tommy!
Tommy! from streeter seidell and Vimeo.
Hey, Look What I Found In Jake's Room
All five finds, in order.
Hey, Look what I found in Jake’s room: Day 1 from streeter seidell and Vimeo.
Hey, Look What I Found In Jake’s Room: Day 2 from streeter seidell and Vimeo.
Hey, Look What I Found In Jake’s Room: Day 3 from streeter seidell and Vimeo.
Hey, Look What I Found In Jake’s Room: Day 4 from streeter seidell and Vimeo.
Hey, Look What I Found...
Un-Rejected
Remember that painting I did a few weeks back? Now you can wear it! Yay!
The Hike: Part 2
By the Master’s calculations, it wasn’t “like, that far,” down to reach the pond that sat on the western side of the mountain. With some heavy sighing and a slight whimper, I donned my pack and followed Master as we walked further away from the warmth of the summit. At first it really wasn’t so bad: the slope was gentle, the path was wide and well-maintained and...
The Phantom Of The Office
This creepy mask and top hat were hanging around our office. I put them on and this is the result.
The Hike
In the summer of 2005 my loving girlfriend was turning 22.. It was early July (her birthday is the 20th) and she wanted to make some plans. “Lets do something fun,” she said. For my birthday we had gone to a very nice dinner and then, after the appropriate digestion time, attempted to physically express our love. When that failed, we went to bed. That is my idea of fun: an...
What Do Teachers Really Make
Normally I think slam poetry is pretty boring because most slam poetry is so far beyond my range of comprehension I can’t connect to it at all. And even though I’m not a teacher myself, this poem/performance by a teacher named Taylor Mali really hit home as funny and insightful. Its strange to see the mind of teacher laid bare like this; I would have killed for this kind of inside...
Available Domains
Attention all Internet speculators: As a public service I will periodically be bringing you information about hot domain names that I can’t believe are not taken. Why don’t I buy them? I’m poor, that’s why. Anyway, according to GoDaddy, the following domains are up for sale:
- DuckCunt.com
- EatFart.com
- PumpUpTheJams.com
- WhoYouBe.com
- OopsIShitMyself.com
-...
Hey! Look What I Found In Jake's Room!
Jake went on vacation and left me all alone for a week and a half. Everyday we’ll be going up to his room to find something fun. Won’t you come with me?
Hey, Look what I found in Jake’s room: Day 1 from streeter seidell and Vimeo.
Rejected T-Shirt #1132
It seems that my love of history and subtle grammatical jokes isn’t what makes a hit shirt. Oh well.
CH Intern Lip Dub
CollegeHumor’s lovely interns made a lip dub. Enjoy.
CV Intern Lip Dub - Lump from Chris ‘The Falcon’ Han and Vimeo.
No homo, but I love that shirt
BustedTees just released another one of my shirts. I hope you like it.
Me Make Music
Music is my first love and I’m pretty happy with my first music project on CollegeHumor. It started about three weeks ago when I first heard Avril Lavigne’s “Girlfriend.” I realized that this would be funny if it were a guy singing to his best friend. That in mind, I rewrote the words, got a guy named Danny Vosk to sing it, recorded it at Indaba Music (with a lot of help...
BBQ Photos
Taken by Steph Belsky at the Seidell/Hurwitz/Paley 4th of July BBQ Bash. It rained a bit but I think everyone had a good time. Except that kid who fell off the fire escape. He got hurt bad. Real bad.
I'm Your Hero
Here’s a sneak peek of an upcoming BustedTee I thought of. It was drawn be CollegeHumor’s very talented editorial intern, Will Schneider, and if you’re wondering why that fireman is so handsome, it’s because he’s me!
Self-Rejection
Self-rejected t-shirt idea:
Cute Animals? Ok!
My girlfriend, the saint that she is, is spending her summer working at a wildlife rescue facility on an island off Washington state. She sent me a link to the blog run by one of her fellow interns and I must say I’m pretty jealous they get to hang with all these cute little animals all day. I’m also jealous of the weather there, which she claims never gets above 75. Wolf Hollow Blog
A Diabolical Plot
June 20th, 2007
Skin,
How goes our plan? Has the groundwork been laid? May I proceed with the plot? I await your word to begin the process.
- Sun
June 22nd, 2007
Sun,
Try as I might I have not been able to produce the mood in our target which is crucial to the success of this undertaking. I remain white, clammy and almost translucent, but he has yet to notice or care about my state. I...
Good Morning!
I went out on to the deck this morning and the sky was so nice, the clouds so white and I so bored that I decided to make a little panoramic shot of the scene. I tried to use Autostitch, but that doesn’t work for Mac so I used a nice program called Calico instead. Enjoy. Bigger size here