July 2008
17 posts
WatchHey! I wrote this video based on an article from a while back. Mike Parker did the animation and voices and, in my opinion, did a fantastic job.
Digg it if you dig it.
“An activist from the Washington D.C. area, Rocky Twyman, started the effort,...”
– Groups to pray for lower prices at gas stations (via rickyv)
Ricky posts this to mock it, but I say well done. After all, this strategy has worked so well in the past.
WatchDan and I worked this idea up with help from almost everyone at CH. I’m pretty happy with the final product, although my high-British accent could use some work. Enjoy! Digg it if you dig it.
Modern Bible on NYTimes.com →
I adore the Times’ commenters. Whenever I post something there the comments are amazing. The comments on this one were particularly funny for me. Some people liked it, some people saw it for the satire it was, but some people were either offended that A) someone would dare to speak about Jesus in humorous way or B) that I didn’t correctly use archaic grammar. Here is a comment from...
WatchShe’s back.
jeffrubinjeffrubin:
FX has ordered fifty two new episodes of the criminally underrated It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. There will be 13 episodes in the coming-soon fourth season, and then 39 past that.
(source)
Hells yes. If you’re not watching this show yet, I beg you to please tune in every week. Please?
Just a thought
muchablog:
Val Kilmer in Wonderland
Streeter from College Humor
It looks to me like Val is Streeter on coke.
I’ll take it.
WatchColdpay’s Drummer Has Something To Say
Coffee Hits My Stomach
Stomach: OK, let's get some enzymes on that bread he ate last night. We should really start breaking it down.
Enzymes: Do we have to?
Stomach: Welllllll, I guess not. Maybe we can wait till after he eats lunch. I'm pretty tired, too.
Enzymes: Us too. We were up late working on those Buffalo wings from two nights ago and....
Coffee: OH YEAH, MOTHERF*CKERS!
Stomach: What the...
Coffee: ARE WE READY TO DIGEST SOME FOOD!?!?!?!
Enzymes: We were going to wait till...
Coffee: SUCK IT UP!!!!! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
Stomach: You're hurting me!
Coffee: SHUT IT, PUSSY! NOW GET THIS MOTHERF*CKING FOOD OUT-A-HERE!
Enzymes: It's not all digested yet. If we send it out it could rupture something.
Coffee: Do you hear that?
Stomach: Hear what?
Coffee: WEAKNESS!
Enzymes: That's not fair! We work down here all day and all night digesting this stuff. It's hard work, coffee. It takes time.
Coffee: BULLSH*T! I can do your whole workload in one minute!
Stomach: Yeah right.
Coffee: WATCH ME, PUSSIES!
Me: Ooh, I'll be right back honey. I have to, uh, take a shower.
Modern Bible
Jesus and the Leper, Mark 1:40-47 …40 And there came a leper to him, beseeching him, and kneeling down to him, and saying unto him, if though wilt, thou canst make me clean. 41 And Jesus, moved with compassion, put forth his hand, and saith unto him, I will; dost thou have insurance? 42 And the leper saith unto him, Yes. I have Empire Blue Cross. 43 And Jesus asked of the leper, Dost thou...
FOX News Gets Ugly →
pile:
(via duplo)
I love this so much
What a witty, well-crafted barb! To make the Jewish reporter’s nose bigger…simply inspiring stuff! We should all be so lucky to possess even a fraction of the comic intuition these two have. I hope there is room for two more at the Algonquin Round table.
But enough joking around at the expense of real journalists, Fox News. You’ve...
