March 2010
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Holy Shit, James Bowie is Terrifying...
Just cruising around Wikipedia on my lunch break and came across the entry for James Bowie (he of the famous Bowie knife).  Listen to this passage about the end of his feud with a man named Norris Wright.  The following year, on September 19, 1827, Bowie and Wright attended a duel on a sandbar outside of Natchez, Mississippi. Bowie supported duelist Samuel Levi Wells III, while Wright supported...
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TLDNR: Toiletiquette
Ever since I can remember I have been introduced to new homes the same way.  I would arrive at the house and the homeowner would give me a little tour.  Here is the kitchen, here is the bathroom, the living room, the guest room, etc.  It didn’t matter what the occasion was - a party for one of my parents’ friends, a first time sleepover at a friend from school’s house, whatever -...
Mar 27th
StandUpdate
Hi friends, I’ve got a couple standup shows coming up and I thought I’d tell you about them!  How boring!  Saturday, March 24th - Dan Gurewitch and I will split an hour at The College of William and Mary.  Sadler Center, lodge 1, at 9 PM.  Wednesday, April 7th - School Night at the UCB at 11 PM.  If you want to see me try new stuff that may or may not be funny, this is your...
Mar 25th
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hardlyworkingch: Time Traveler 3 First in line at the Apple store by 250 years. Pat’s love affair with 19th century time travelers continues in this, the third installment!
Mar 22nd
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collegehumor: Alcoholic Slide: Why be electric, when you can be drunk? Dude, you should digg it. Here is one Jeff and I wrote.  We wanted to video to look like a wedding video being ruined by a Druncle.  I think Jim Santangel, who plays the Druncle, and our video team did an amazing job.  
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collegehumor: Our old friend Chris “The Falcon” Han still sends us videos, and he’s great at it. He’s very discerning and rarely gets excited, so when something shows up from him with exclamation points in the subject, you know it’s going to be good. Until this weekend, I believe the last time he got really excited about a video was over a year ago, for the Lazytown/Lil John mashup. Meet “Jesus...
Mar 17th
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Run to Homebase →
My athletic cousin, Shannon, has once again made me feel like a fat slob by entering a 9K race at Fenway Park.  The money raised goes to help soldiers returning from war and in need of medical care.  How about giving her a donation to help her hit her $1000 goal?  I mean, unless you hate the troops, your country and charity, that is…
Mar 17th
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Mar 16th
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Calling the gun range has made me really love...
Me: Hello. I'm wondering if I could come in with a small group to shoot today. Do I need a reservation?
Man: Nope. First come, first serve.
Me: And a bunch of people in the group have never shot a gun before, is that OK?
Man: Yup.
Me: And nobody has a gun license...
Man: Not a problem. Alls we need is a driver's license.
Mar 15th
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Kings is on Hulu!  I caught some heat for being really into this show when it came out.  It is, after all, a mega-weird show set in an alternate reality where a country kind-of-like-America is ruled by a king who lives in a city kind-of-like-New York. However, I loved the show and eagerly watched each week.  Like Battlestar Galactica, it asks you to unconditionally accept the reality of their...
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joshruben: hardlyworkingch: Hardly Working: Same Shirt. The two most fashionable dudes in the office pay the ultimate price. STREETER AND I WORE THE SAME SHIRT I have to admit, he wears it better.
Mar 10th
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collegehumor: Video Game Bosses Lament: They’re starting to see a pattern… Digg it if you like it! Here’s one I wrote with Jeff.  Enjoy!
Mar 10th
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CollegeHumor Staff Blog: Needed: Pete and Pete... →
Street here. For the next CH Live - March 18th at the UCB in NYC - Jeff and I are looking for two big Pete and Pete fans to go head to head with our own TV savant, Pat Cassels, in a triva showdown. Prizes will be awarded and tears will be shed in this no-holds-barred nostalgia fest. If you…
Mar 9th
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Complaint #594
whitewhine: I have say: it’s not been the same on American since they added the extra seat in 1st class. And ended monkey brain service. -Whine by @Hodgman 594 posts in and we’ve got our first famous white whiner! Now that WhiteWhine is a celebrity haunt, you’ll probably want to get in on the action.  Email your white whines to WhiteWhine@gmail.com or tweet them @WhiteWhines (or...
Mar 9th
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Streeter Theeter: Steven and Tret Try ChatRoulette Pat gives another exemplary performance.
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rickyv: DIE HARDLY WORKING: The CollegeHumor Action Movie
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Mar 6th
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My second CH Live standup clip is up! Remember the first one from a year ago?  I must have really liked the way that first one came out because I’m wearing almost the exact same thing. And hey, if you like me doing standup, become a fan on Facebook.  That’s where I post show info and clips and all that other stuff my ego demands I do.
Mar 5th
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Mar 5th
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Moon
I watched Moon last night on demand and I loved it.  It was kind of a slow burn and I’ll admit that I almost stopped it to see if 2012 was On Demand yet, but I’m glad I stuck it out. (Plus, 2012 is not On Demand yet)  I see on Moon’s Wikipedia page that a sequel is being planned, but I can’t help but think that a prequel would be more engaging.  Thoughts after the jump. ...
Mar 4th
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