danmeth:

None of these things existed before the 1990’s

What things…?

jennyjay:

This is hilarious- if Owen and I were to actually fight, though, I feel like it would probably be via a game of Mortal Kombat.  Or Mario Party.

bhbanks:

Last night a council of staff and freelancers created a fight list (inspired by Eva Wong). Click “Read More” to see the complete list. 

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KURT SEERY! Are you kidding me? The dude’s neck is the size of my thigh. This isn’t going to be a fight, this is going to be a masacre. 

I’ll take Spencer.

Important Discovery: If you fold a picture of Brad Pitt inwards he turns into Thom Yorke. 

jeffrubinjeffrubin:

Kevin, Streeter, and Amir at Meatball Shop

We were in the middle of discussing how many notes this picture would get on Tumblr. 

I’m very excited that The Darkness are reunited and recording again. They were one of my favorite bands of the aughts and there isn’t one person in the world who doesn’t like this song. They, like old Blink 182, seemed to be one of the only famous bands who were having a lot of fun being in a famous band. If I were in a famous band I think I would always be in a good mood. Anyway, this is their new song and I obviously like it. 

I heard another new one called “Cannonball” on the radio during my honeymoon. My new wife and I were in a gift shop in The Seychelles when I heard Justin Hawkins’ signature falsetto. I ran over to the corner of the store where the radio was and stood facing the wall like a psycho until the song was over. I turned the data plan on my phone on for a minute so I could email myself the name of the song, too. I don’t think Vanessa knew quite how much I liked The Darkness. I still can’t find that song, sadly. If anyone gets a lead on a non-live version, let me know. I’ll pay anything (up to, and including, $1.29 on iTunes)

Any Arabic speakers out there willing to translate this? 

I think you meant Their Dusticle, idiot. 

thepit-nyc:

Montreal Just For Laughs - Character Showcase - Wednesday, Feb 1st at 5PM!

This is FREE! Come support some of NYC best!

Featuring: Peter McNerney, Sasheer Zamata, Jamaal Sedayao, Neil Casey, Ross Taylor, Sam Haft and Matt Oberg. 

At the festival last year I had a day off from new faces standup and went to see the character showcase. It was amazing. So many hysterical, talented people just killing in the weirdest ways possible. If you have a chance to catch any of the auditions make sure you go. Everyone puts their best foot forward for JFL and you won’t be disappointed. 

(via ifc)

This is very exciting. My biking team, Big Oil, is in 1st PLACE for donations to the Climate Ride. We’re a ways off from the $4,800 Jorts Challenge, but we’re nearing the $2,400 level at which we’ll be allowed to ride. 

If you’d like to help a good cause and/or see me ride my bike 300 miles in jorts, DONATE NOW!