Tobias double entendres were one of my favorite parts of Arrested Development.  ”I’m afraid I just blue myself,” “Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up,” and on and on.  I thought of one that would have been fun (and as best I can remember wasn’t in the show) 

“I’ve never come across him, but I’d like to.”

Do you have any good ones?