My Work
Writing (Articles)
CollegeHumor Articles (All)
- Employee Manuals…Probably
- If Someone Actually Invented the Hoverboard
- Picking Up A Signal
- If The Bible Had Comments
- Internal Debate
- An Illustrious Career Comes to an End
- The Astrix and the I
- Bowser’s Suggestion Box
- Truth in Website Logos
- The Ten Commandments of College
- Jealousy Through The Years
- Editorial Corrections on Drunk Emails to My Girlfriend
- Papa John Calls an Emergency Meeting
- Facebook NewsFeed of the Worst Day Ever
- Maine and Massachusetts Get Into An Argument - 1822
- A Man of Vision
- On Non-Rhyming Poetry
- The Diary of Christopher Columbus
- Spacing Out
- Website Breakup
- Ahead of His Time
- The Skinny on Dipping
- Sneakers Are Named
- The Drunk-o-Vision series
New York Times Articles (All)
- Don’t Go Blaming Me. I Voted on HotorNot (Published Jan 20, 2008)
- I Waste People’s Time Online. How? Don’t Ask Me. (Published April 20, 2008)
- If I Wrote This on a Typewriter
- Internal Emails
- Modern Bible
Wired Magazine Articles
- The Ten Best Things We’ll Say to Our Grandkids(October, 09)
Metro NY Articles
Mental_Floss Articles (All)
Men’s fitness Articles
McSweeneys Articles
Acting and TV
- Pranked (MTV)
- CollegeHumor Show (MTV)
- Old Man and the Seymour
- Streeter Theeter
- Prank War
- Skyline Fitness
- CollegeHumor originals
- Valentine’s Day Sucks
- How UPS Deliveries Actually Work
- Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
- Honest Graduation Song
- Philosophical Bouncer
- 25 Random Things
- In An Apatow World
- If I Were A Bro
- One Week Parody
- Font Conference
- All RA Floor
- Professor Wikipedia
- Extreme Wine Commercial
- Internet Commenter Funeral
- Internet Commenter Business Meeting 2
- Internet Commenter Business Meeting
- Brohemian Rhapsody
- Hardly Working
- VH1 40 Greatest Pranks II
- TruTV World’s Dumbest Partiers
- VH1 40 Greatest Internet Superstars
Writing (Scripts)
- Pranked (MTV)
- Sorority Pillow Fight w/ Michelle Rodriguez (concept)
- The Ballad of John and Four Loko
- How UPS Deliveries Actually Work
- A Very Ke$ha Xmas
- Nerdocaust
- Celebrity Halloween
- Jersey Shore RPG
- F*ck You
- Sing Talk
- Skyline Fitness
- Alcoholic Slide
- Dangerous Wands
- Rock Band Yoko
- Wifi Prositutes
- Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
- Luigi Finally Snaps
- Honest Graduation Song
- Nerd Transformation
- Philosophical Bouncer
- Don’t Stop Your Screaming
- 25 Random Things
- In An Apatow World
- We Didn’t Start The Flame War
- Your Printer is a Brat
- The One Kind of Porn You Can’t Find Online
- If I Were A Bro
- One Week Parody
- GPS Voices
- Spank Bank
- If The Other Party Wins
- Colonial New Jersey
- Bowser’s Minions
- Font Conference
- Extreme Wine Commercial
- Rock Band Traffic
- Internet Commenter Funeral
- Internet Commenter Business Meeting 2
- Internet Commenter Business Meeting
- How To Make Money Playing Guitar Hero
- Avril Parody
- High Times Editorial Office
- Lost Theme Song
- Seth McFarlane’s Nightmare
- Gwammi Mufasta
Music
- “The Ballad of John and Four Loko”
- “A Very Ke$ha Xmas” (Parody, written with Sarah Schneider)
- “Sing Talk” (Parody, written with Sarah Schneider)
- “Let’s Talk About Sext”
- “Honest Graduation Song (Friends on Facebook)” (Parody, written with Jeff Rubin)
- “Ringo Wants To Sing” (Parody)
- “Don’t Stop Your Screaming” (Parody)
- “25 Random Things” (Parody)
- “In an Apatow World” (Original Composition, written with Sarah Schneider)
- “We Didn’t Start the Flame War” (Parody)
- “Dick Into Dick” (Original Composition, written with Dan Gurewitch)
- “If I Were A Bro” (Parody, written with Sarah Schneider)
- “One Week” (Parody)
- “Boyfriend” (Parody)
Standup
Official Selection: New Faces Showcase - 2011 Just For Laughs Montreal
T-Shirts
- Viva La Evolucion
- Goodbye Elliot
- These Go To 12
- Analog Retirement
- Wake and Bake
- I Heart Accuracy
- Finder’s Keepers
- HUMA
- Phantom of the T-Shirt
- Punching Game
- Bolo Tie
- Original Gangsta
- Canada
- Guitar Hero
- The Future is in Your Hands
- High School
- Were #1 (UK)
- Were #1 (US)
- Too Legit To Quit
- Dikfore
- I Want Him
- Bo Knows Obscurity
- Mommy Drank
- Mt. Rushmore
Press and Interviews
- Times of Trenton (April 2nd, 2011)
- Today Show (March 30th, 2011)
- San Francisco Chronicle (March 2011)
- Reader’s Digest (April 2010)
- Jimmy Kimmel Live (ABC, November 12th, 2009)
- CashDolla Industries Interview
- Chortle Combat (Wired, September 2009)
- The Golden Age of Pranking (not online) (Maxim, June 2009)
- Situation Room (CNN, April 2nd, 2009)
- Streeter Seidell and Amir Blumenfeld - Prank War (Jimmy Kimmel Live, March 17th, 2009)
- CollegeHumor Hits Sophomoric Heights (February 7th, 2009)
- CollegeHumor.com Laughs all the way to TV Series (USA Today, February 6th, 2009)
- The Sound of Young America (February 5th, 2009)
- Dudes! It’s Time for Beer Poong! CollegeHumor Invades MTV (NYTimes, February 4th, 2009)
- Playlist: WhiteWhine.com (Wired November 16th, 2008)
- Advice for Graduates (Washington Post, May 7th, 2008)
- Yankee Prankee (September 19th, 2007)
- Glenn Beck Interview (CNN May 29th, 2007)
- The CollegeHumor Guys (Elle Girl)
- Sophomorically Incorrect (NYTimes, July 24, 2005)
Websites and Domain Names
- WhiteWhine.com
- Phantomoftheoffice.com
- DamnItSon.com
- TLDNR.com
- MeIsSmart.com
- MeLikeWords.com
- WorldsLargestShotglass.com
- StereoTopical.com
- SorryIWasWasted.com
- BigImportantCompany.com
- FunnyCuzItsTrue.com
- FunnyBecauseItsTrue.com
- ThisWillAnnoyYou.com
