Hey everyone, as most of you know I am an avid biker who has criss-crossed this great nation with nothing more than two wheels, a couple pedals and a dream. That is, of course, untrue. However, I would like to do at least one impressive bike ride before I officially give up on being in shape on my 30th birthday. 

So my wife and I have signed up for the NYC to DC climate ride! A few hundred miles over a few days in support of green energy. This will be the hardest thing I have ever done, and remember, I once ate a 2lb cheeseburger. 

Here’s the tricky thing: I need to get $2,400 in donations in order to partake. So won’t you help? I’d really love to do this ride not only to prove to myself that I can ride a bike a few hundred miles in support of a noble cause, but also to prove to myself that the 2lb cheeseburger was not the pinnacle of my physical achievements. 

Click here to donate to Team Big Oil