It’s a widely-agreed upon fact that mosquitoes are the fucking worst animals on the face of the earth. They’re nothing but food for bats, and even then bats can certainly snack on other, less awful animals. They give people itchy bites and drink your blood as if that’s just a normal thing to do. They spread infectious disease and don’t give a shit when it kills people. God created all the animals and then Satan’s asshole 12 year-old son created mosquitoes just to be a douche. We, the human race, have worked tirelessly to rid our planet of many animals in the past - the passenger pidgeon, the dodo, etc. - and they weren’t even shitty! We are easily the most ruthless, bloodthirsty, destructive creatures to ever walk the face of the earth, so let’s use that terrifying talent for good! 

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